mormon standoff

When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.

I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.

by Igby1106 November 3, 2017

Mexican Standoff

When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.

Dude, this party's a sausage-fest. Let's leave, it's looking like a Mexican Standoff.

by Salvy Blaze April 1, 2011

Gay Standoff

When 2 guys make dead eye contact while jerking off to each other, whoever cums first loses

Hey bro wanna have a gay standoff?

by Reed07 March 6, 2023

alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022

facebook standoff

When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.

I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.

by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017

Wrigleyville Standoff

When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.

Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff

by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016

Urinal Standoff

When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.

Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.

Man 2: Did you win?

Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!

by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019