sea squiral

the act of fondeling your own or onther persons testicles whilst swimming

"look at that sea squiral over there what a sick bastard, theres kids here"

by hairybeermonster October 8, 2007

squirmish

noun:

1. When worms have a fight.

2. When Sarah Palin doesn't know a word most third graders get right on their English Vocabulary test.

1. The squirmish was bloody victory for the larger worm, with many hearts lost on both sides. The loser dried into a crust on the sidewalk, where it was idly picked at by a bird.

2. Sarah Palin: "I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing - do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?"

by Heligoland43 April 19, 2011

squircle

a square with round corners/ a circle with 4 sides

"my keyboard is shaped like a squircle"

by Geoffrey Erickson December 28, 2005

squick peak

the act of exposing onesself to a disgusting situation for purposes of sexual excitement.

bobby was a squick peaker, he liked to watch linda shit as he masturbated.

by allhailanon March 27, 2009

squirly eyed

Squirly eyed is a definition about a woman with a lazy eye that is usually easy.. Very sexual, not slutty in a sence but very sexual.

Look at that chick, she's had so much c@ck it's messed her eye. She's squirly eyed....

by Harder69 March 8, 2008

Squird

a girl preying on men's wallets, specifically at bars

These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared

by OiGrenoida October 14, 2010

squirf

1. a combination of when a woman squirts and queefs.

2. a term used to convey exuberance and excitement.

3. utilized in a sentence to fill in for a word

Man, my girl squirfed on me while we made love last night.

Theo Ycoy, told me he squirfed when he found out the Raiders drafted Terrelle Pryor.

Squirf you chump!

Aye, that dope chick in chemistry said she likes you.

Oh, SQUIRF?!

by Jimmy Stiff August 26, 2011