squermf

Masturbatory lube made from the tartar of panda bear teeth.

Pass the squermf, I gotsta rub one off.

It's so hard to find good squermf outside of China.

by dsyhjfdhbcgfj July 1, 2011

Squarical

Having to do with or pertaining to squares

This paper is almost squarical.

by Lou Milone September 29, 2003

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

Squere

An insult to somebody meaning super quere or super homosexual.

That Fag over there is squere.

(If you need to know what fag means look it up!)

by Bplarkin April 3, 2009

squrirrelling

Being nosy (nibby) and getting into someone elses business. Sneaking around.

I caught my boss squirrelling through my office.

by Booboo kitty May 28, 2005

squerm

n., adj.: One who is made more uncomfortable in an already uncomfortable situation. Particularly in natural yet guilty-for-them social situations (most typically involving a situation with sex where they know what's up in their own right but can't let on, i.e. porn is put on in a social setting and they act like they're confused or offended).

At the ultra-hip artsy-fartsy liberal party Jacklyn projected porn on a wall in the background, yet the supposedly free-minded people were discovered as squerms as they ran for snacks and talked smack about what the heck was going on, all the while watching in their peripheral vision.

She acted squermy when we discussed riding a train in front of her yuppie college friends but changed it up once they left.

They were really squermy as I schooled them on classic cartoon art porn in front of their revolutionary art peers. Fucking squerms posing. Learn your contemporary history instead of squirming around.

by Kapowski December 28, 2008

squerve

Swerving in an automobile order to not hit a squiril in the road.

Bro, I totally squerved and almost hit a pole on th way here.

by chickenlomain December 9, 2009