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Yo Bro can pick me up a square when go pick mom's welfare check?
by Drewish September 14, 2005
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Man u fuckin wit those lame ass broads
by Mk September 4, 2003
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Pat likes oats in square boxes, he eats them with milk.
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to be square means you won't get sexual with your partner.
Yo emma won't even let me smash, she's so fucking square
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A slang term meaning Cigarette. Commonly used in the Detroit area.
I just got a new pack of Squares
by Lil' Biscuit July 22, 2011
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-A boring, dull person. One who usually falls asleep at 8 0'clock with their dog who slightly resembles that of a wookie. Creates facebook pages for their animals and posts status updates pretending to be them. Comes down with sickness' that aren't common in today's society. Doesn't branch out from changing the pose in their pictures and is often seen drinking the same pussy alcoholic drink that they were "sippin" on last night.

-Someone who hates macs, and often enjoys posting about how much they hate them on facebook. Frequently updates his status with random jokes and sayings no one really cares about. Enjoys leaving their shower towel at your apartment in hopes that you will never see it and really hates when you hate weather men.
Example 1:
Guy:when did you go to the star wars convention?

Girl:Oh, that's just my dog teddy. isn't he cute add him on fb! btw i was sooooooo waisted last night. that sip of sparx really hit the spot!

Guy:......square.

Example 2:

Guy 1: RED SOX GAME BITCHES!
7:47 p.m.
Guy 1:At the sox game thanks to my best friend nick lets go sox!!!!!!!!!!
8:00 p.m.
Guy 1: Boston red sox awesome game.
8:30 p.m.

guy 2 : SHUT THE FUCK UP, SQUARE!
by Jesus Christ is here May 22, 2011
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by ParshanK October 28, 2010
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