spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

Castic Spunt

The spoonerised version of "spastic cunt" except this means that somebody is acting severely autistic and/or more abnormal than a "spastic cunt"

"You're such a castic spunt"

by Autism Friendly Content January 3, 2018

Spontaneous Love

When one day you aren't in the least bit attracted to them, and the next, it seems like you can't live without them. So you screw over all your other friends to be with, look at, and hit on her. Your friends will probably not like the part where they all get screwed over.

I went on a band trip with some friends, and Danielle was there. At first, i didn't think anything about her, i didn't even like her. Usually, i was sort of unkind to her and didn't pay her much attention, but when i looked at her later that day, i noticed for the first time how truly beautiful she is, both physically and mentally (hence the term, spontaneous love. so i blew off my friends for the rest of the weekend just so i could get to know her better. She is the Most amazing person i have ever met in my entire life. the feelings i have when i am with her are the best i have ever felt. not like i wanted to f*** her or anything, but just that i wanted to hold her and spend time with her.

by Walrusboy December 12, 2005

spontanudity

Noun: The state of getting buck nekkid without warning or forethought - often in a group setting, by choice and under the influence of alcohol. Derived from "nudity" and "spontaneity"

One minute we were all drinking, the next I was getting the red eye from Sean, the master of spontanudity.

by Fenderama! November 14, 2006

Spontastic

Some friends were hotboxing a car, having a coherent discussion about a topic that is no longer remembered, when one of the friends remarked, "...a spontastic lightning strike."

The root of the word is a bit of a mystery, but most likely it is a stoned mixup between spontaneous and fantastic. Such can be taken as the meaning.

Five minutes after the session, I was spontastically stoned.

I had some spontastic sex last night...with your mom.

by The Brain May 5, 2004

Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

Spunkard

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009