spud

a word only understood by few..

adam alessi is such a spud!

by Chicapoo1112 February 2, 2018

Spud

Spud; a phrase commonly used to insult someone younger and less experienced than you, it can also be used to insult yourself. When the phrase spud is used it can be seen as either casual banter or an extreme insult that may cause the recipient to cry or receive traumatic flashbacks. Spud is an all rounder insult, it can be used to say someone is inexperienced or annoying. When referring to yourself as a spud it can mean you feel or have done something stupid or did an act of cringiness.

Synonyms are: noob, fuck head, stupid, cringy, annoying, rookie, uncultured

"You look like such a spud with that hat on."

"I felt like such a spud the other day when I played mine craft."

"Ugh, I'm such a spud. I got a D on my math test"

"John, you're such a spud at fortnite."

by Milfredodoeswords June 22, 2018

Spud

Someone who can't fucking aim!

Teammate 1: *Sarcastic* Nice shot idiot
Teammate 2: STFU you spud! You literally missed that shot at point-blank Range

by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019

Spud

An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing

The group chat last night was filled with spuds

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

Spud

The smalliest boy in a group. Can be used to refer to any of your short piers. Originating from Spud Webb.

"I'm too short to go on that ride."

"Let the big boys get on, Spud!"

by NeighborhoodEXCLUsive May 27, 2008

Spud

A person who tells many lies to different people. Also quite pervy. Gullable and naive. Also cannot realise when he is being laughed at or when he is stupid.
Enjoys a futer
also see idiot

He is so stupid, he's a spud.
He's a spud, he fell off the wall.
Told me lies, spud.

by mellowangel June 6, 2009

spud

N: The visible mound of panty-clad labia that peeks out from between a sitting woman's thighs when she puts her knees together and draws her knees up toward her chest.

She grinned from her front steps when she saw that we were eying the pink spud beneath her slightly raised skirt.

by Polecat May 6, 2003