Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

springtrapobsession

A really funny TikToker that really likes Springtrap for some reason. Like REALLY likes Springtrap. Don’t let them start talking about him though, cause they could say some very, very concerning things about him.

Person A: "Dude did you see springtrapobsession‘s new post?"

Person B: "yeah I did, They’re so cool tbh"

by FondnessForBallora March 29, 2022

track sprinter

A track sprinter is someone who is considered fast in a short distance of running such as the 100, 200, or 400 meter dashes. They are loved by everyone, and tend to be lazy and full of themselves or just can't handle running too long.

Look at that track sprinter!She just won't slow down on that track!

by The track goddess August 13, 2017

sponger

A person who repeatedly borrows things. Often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the attitude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.

This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.

This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.

This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend

Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.

What a bloody sponger?! Every day he asks to borrow something and I never get it back.

Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!

by missadventure November 1, 2006

Sprinter

The Canadian season which occurs between Spring and Summer, when Mother Nature forgets that it is supposed to be getting warmer and suddenly reverts to Winter for no apparent reason.

- Shit, it's snowing!
- But wasn't it 24°C just last week? Man, I changed my winter tires and everything...
- Yeah, I know. Stupid Sprinter.

by MLN/MHB May 10, 2010

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007