spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.

I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants

by DatNutLife October 2, 2017

Spontaneous Recall

Any past event recalled about a specific situation with no influence about the event. .

My friend and I were walking to the store and I all of the sudden had spontaneous recall about the time we lost our car at the super cross event.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018

Spontaneous Bulgariation

Taking a spontaneous trip to Bulgaria, in a group or alone.

Friend 1: "Fancy a bit of Spontaneous Bulgariation?"
Friend 2: "Why the fuck not?"

by not coody woo March 2, 2021

spontaneous gay abortion

The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.

After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise

by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.

So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.

by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009

spontaneous wizardstorm

A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.

It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.

by argentangel June 29, 2009