Spoke

Having a stroke whilst making a speech.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a very spshul nhigt nd I whis to introduse ou two aur VERY spushil ghues t.

He had a spoke.

by Myskogee January 20, 2024

Spoke

Spoke, a new type of social media platform, is a follow-based mobile application that allows you to record, interact with and listen to 12 second voice notes.

OMG guys, did you hear what Beyonce posted on Spoke yesterday?

by AwesomeApps March 14, 2016

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019

broke out spokes

used to describe a person who has engaged in anal sex

"hey man you going out with jill?"
"fuck that man-words is she got broke out spokes!"

by shivhappy August 19, 2011

Spoking

When you and the homies getting ready for a circle jerk, but instead you just touch tips around the center

Me and the boys were gonna crank a mad circle jerk the other day but we just felt like Spoking

by Spoke king June 18, 2018

spoking

the act of smoking paper in a rolled up fashion acting as a cigarette however just smoking paper

i ran out of cigarettes so i started spoking

by dlnproductions November 15, 2016