Wrist-Slasher

Any song sung at a Karaoke show that's so depressing it makes the crowd want to slash their @#&*%$! wrists, especially if it follows a fast, happy, crowd-pumping song. A wrist-slasher has the potential to suck all the momentum and happiness out of an otherwise hopping, jovial, drink-buying Karaoke crowd, and usually sends half of the patrons out the door.

Joe just sang "Late in the Evening" by Paul Simon, and now Marc is singing "Whiskey Lullabye!?" Who the Hell wants to hear that wrist-slasher!? C'mon, let's pay our tab and let's go!

by Gregory Pius November 18, 2011

Hash Slinging Slasher

The act of putting french fries in your partner's anus and having sex with them anally and eating the fries out of the cum filled ass.

I gave Jill a hash slinging slasher last night, she enjoyed it.

by Iron Tager February 6, 2010

slasher slut

Someone who is attracted to serial killers, and/ or would f**k them. They may also be considered a Simp for the serial killers or have a knife kink.

Ex: Micheal Myers, Ghostface, Freddie Krueger.

Did you hear about Vanessa, she’s attracted to Michael Myers. She’s a total slasher slut!!!

by Mental_Midnight19 December 12, 2021

splashed americano

When you're tired of the black tar, but you're not ready to commit to a full-on latte.

Barista, one splashed Americano. And remember, I said splash, not flash flood!

by jdisgjwe July 18, 2023

Scrote slasher

Someone who uses their teeth whilst doing a blowjob

Tina is a scrote slasher

by Chase blackshire December 16, 2020

The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016