spiders

The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.
Are you triming your spiders again?
by Yan k June 20, 2007
mugGet the spidersmug.

spider

The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider
When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.
by Chew Dogg December 28, 2005
mugGet the spidermug.

spider

When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.
Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
by Gamblar December 9, 2008
mugGet the spidermug.

The Spider

The act of keeping your dick hard (accomplished by cupping your hand over the head and massaging your shaft with your fingers, thus resembling a spider) while masterbating in a public restroom when someone walks in until they leave.
I had to use the spider because the bathroom was busy as fuck.
by x Chewy x September 4, 2018
mugGet the The Spidermug.

spider

a creature that god put on this earth to create fear.
reaction to small spider: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *fires gun*
by Space-Penis Super-Gear February 23, 2011
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spider

A slang term for a vagina
Oh my god, she spread her legs so far, you could see her spider!
by Kel B July 27, 2006
mugGet the spidermug.

spiders

i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick
by freshco May 1, 2005
mugGet the spidersmug.

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