Springles

A pairing between Conny Springer and Sasha Braus, or Potato Girl from Attack on Titan.

Springles is Canon.

by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022

Spoingle

The ultimate adjective for someone who is such a splinky, the ultimate yoinky sploinky.

You are such a spoingle <3

by Mia_Khalifa February 19, 2023

springlesmot

Burping and Farting while in a public area

bro you hear Bill springlesmotted at a party

gross weirgo

by Surgecicle August 15, 2023

Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018