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pissed spastic

someone who enjoys life to the fullest, does anything for friends at anytime,anywhere, anyhow, supplies house and children with all they need during pub's closed hours only.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.
Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"
by Kate Webster September 22, 2006
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Spastic Bombasium

A spastic bombasium is one level above a "spastic" this person is a absolute fucking retard and is the most annoying piece of shit in the world.
"this kid is a fucking spastic bombasium"
by RichYa August 3, 2018
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spastic-fug

Omg what a spastic-fug
by Fuggggggs October 13, 2017
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Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie
Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!
by Definitely not Al May 2, 2021
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spastic asian

an asian that spazzes over hoopers, grades, nonsense drama, and dinosaurs.
why wendius! would you look at that spastic asian dinosaur!
by victoria kkk. September 18, 2006
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Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.
Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.
by David April 24, 2003
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plasic spastic

1.a famous celebrity who is made out of plastic.

2.a derrogatory word for anyone when you're trying to sound cool, a trick i learnt at school whilst playing pool, you fool cool mool. you tool
Grow up you plastic spastic.

He was a plastic spastic....you are completely fucking useless....you plastic spastic.

You are a plasic spastic.
by No, your name. September 28, 2005
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