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The Spanish Jeff

–noun, plural -fes  /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.

A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."

Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"

Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."
by Chotchkies May 18, 2009
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Spanish Firecracker

This unique maneuver happens when one male adds a hefty amount of "tex mex" spice onto the shaft of his genitalia. This male would then proceed to penetrate a male/female rectal sphincter and thrust rather violently to marinade the anal cavity of the recipient. The receiver's asshole will feel like it is on fire or better yet, feel as if a dozen firecrackers are going off inside of them. If necessary the male may choose to extinguish these "flames" or "explosions" by ejaculating into the anus, or you may leave the recipient in an excessive amount of discomfort.
I came home from work one evening and my bitch didn't have supper ready, so i gave her a Spanish firecracker and that learned her.
by Logan Waugh February 13, 2008
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spanish quickie

you take the roach of a blunt or joint and put it in the tip of any tobacco product.
Jack: This blunt is too small to hit..
Max: Let's just smoke a spanish quickie.
by Doctor Octopus March 2, 2009
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Spanish Mouthwash

The act of farting on another's face, particularly the mouth.
While David was sleeping, Brian sneaked into the room and gave him a Spanish Mouthwash that was so strong it burned his eyes.
by Freggers May 7, 2009
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spanish archer

dumping your girl/boy friend as in spanish archer giving them the push "el-bow"
by wideboy clarky September 9, 2003
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Spanish

1 Person from Spain
2 Language spoken in Spain. But also in other countries such as Mexico or Puerto Rico
3 Fourth most spoken language (between 420-425 milion people) after chinese, english and hindi.
4 The language which has the funny letter " ñ "
Andy: hey look! that spanish guy...isn't he friendly?
Cazz: yeap, but he isn't spanish..
Andy: but he speaks spanish!
Cazz: so what? he's from Mexico!
by Ana 1347 April 9, 2006
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Spanish Pokeball

n.

A small quantity of human faeces sculpted into a perfect sphere for use as a projectile.

Origin: In March 2012 during the Pokémon Video Game Championships in Birmingham, UK, the Spanish team were evicted from their hotel after allegedly engaging each other in faecal warfare in the hotel corridors. (Source: Nitendolife website)
"Ready your Spanish Pokeballs, prepare to engage the enemy"
by JamesJamesJames June 15, 2012
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