Spanks

A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L

1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.

by PaperKing April 7, 2015

Spank

Making contact with ones butt

Spanking is the act of poking or biting ones but

by Dabing Corndog June 8, 2018

Spanking

to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child

I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

the spank

Your routine internet habits. Checking your email accounts, Myspace, A couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. Then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.

Before I write this report, Im going to do the spank first.

Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.

by Gary Simmerman September 5, 2008

Spanked

When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.

*Someone passes you the joint.*
*puffs*
-damnn this shit is spanked

by skelaaleks May 15, 2023

spanking

spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent bum

applaud to her magnificent bum by a spanking

by HughW March 21, 2017

Spanked

A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole

mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!

by hazyb May 8, 2010