A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L
1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.
by PaperKing April 07, 2015
by Dabing Corndog May 23, 2018
to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 01, 2020
Your routine internet habits. Checking your email accounts, Myspace, A couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. Then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.
Before I write this report, Im going to do the spank first.
Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.
Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.
by Gary Simmerman July 14, 2006
by HughW March 21, 2017
When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.
by skelaaleks May 15, 2023
by hazyb May 08, 2010