Skip to main content

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep mug.

sow sucker

Someone who likes to have sex with crick pigs.
He is such a dirty sow sucker. He will screw any crick pig around.
by thenurse August 21, 2009
mugGet the sow sucker mug.

Studio Sow

Similar to the Space Hog, the Studio Sow wants to be a tattoo artist and only wants to tattoo what they want to do but they are never happy with anything and constantly cry and moan about their situation.

Like the Bearded Lady, the Studio Sow will complain about their situation and never do anything to improve it.

The Studio Sow wastes the time of the customer trying to get a tattoo unless it's something they want to do. The Studio Sow wastes the time of the shop owner and the real tattoo artists by not tattooing and taking up resources and space in the studio. The Studio Sow will whine and complain constantly degrading the morale of the studio and destroying the business. Rarely showing up for work on time and often calling in sick, but unashamed to come in on their day off and do a free tattoo on their friend. The Studio Sow will moan about not having money but turn away customers because he is not into doing the design they ask for.
"That guy never comes in on time, complains that he never does any 'cool' tattoos, misses at least one day a week and tattoos his friends for free! He is a useless studio sow!"
by Bigote Grande May 9, 2011
mugGet the Studio Sow mug.

sloppy sow

A big girl who loves getting fucked only second to eating.
Gosh, my old girlfriend has put on so much weight she is such a sloppy sow.
by CaptainVolume October 21, 2016
mugGet the sloppy sow mug.

bilal sow

A goat a nice young man who is good at basketball and goes to canal winchester high school, when he makes a shot, you yell "SOW" to honor him, he is going to steal your women friend no matter what, im sorry but it is true
by Ethan Harold October 9, 2019
mugGet the bilal sow mug.

levi sow

n. The one kid on the H&M "Coolest Monkey in the Jungle" ad.
adj. Something you say when trying to tell a black male he needs to go back the the cotton fields
I feel pretty bad for that levi sow.
Get your Levi Sow ass out of here.
by jocab meazel May 28, 2018
mugGet the levi sow mug.

Sow Down

Sow Down means the same as Dip up It means it's time to eat. It's from growing up on a pig farm.
Mother: "Okay kids dinner is ready!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"
by kaman25 March 5, 2020
mugGet the Sow Down mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email