Semen Hoarder

A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.

Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

semen slurper

a person who enjoys a nice warm cup of semen soup. they slurp it all down

wow dat hoe a semen slurper fo sho.

by john tyler October 26, 2006

semenade

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness

My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!

by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014

Semen Monster

After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!

Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.

by thighmaster69 November 10, 2018

semen stains

stains that are obviously fucking semen.

I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.

by coocooo June 10, 2008

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

shmengli

marijuana or marijuana cigarette.

Bang!, that's some serious shmengli, that's right!

by GasonJay December 31, 2006