Subbuteo, a term used to describe that you fingered a girl in a recent fling or with the mrs.
(Not to be mixed with the table top game in which you flick miniture players around a miniture football pitch, hense the reference to fingering a girl)
(Not to be mixed with the table top game in which you flick miniture players around a miniture football pitch, hense the reference to fingering a girl)
Johnson - 'hey man, i had a quality game of subbuteo last night with my bird'
Gerry - 'seriously!? she's into to subbuteo, i used to love playing that when i was younger with the little figures.'
Johnson - 'no you tit, subbuteo as in i gave a good fingerblasting'
Gerry - 'ahh shit, no i get you, nice work!'
Gerry - 'seriously!? she's into to subbuteo, i used to love playing that when i was younger with the little figures.'
Johnson - 'no you tit, subbuteo as in i gave a good fingerblasting'
Gerry - 'ahh shit, no i get you, nice work!'
by Lewsky April 22, 2011
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😭 sobbing emoji in slang is used to express the desire to be pegged, usually by a woman. This is expression is used a lot by trans people
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Sodbusting- verb. A fictional act. May be used whenever a sodbuster is doing something that one would prefer refering to as sodbusting.
Sodbusting- verb. A fictional act. May be used whenever a sodbuster is doing something that one would prefer refering to as sodbusting.
Where are Eric and Alex those god damn sodbusters! They're probably off sodbusting eachother.
You're such a sodbuster!
Stop sodbusting and get your ass down here.
You're such a sodbuster!
Stop sodbusting and get your ass down here.
by csegal May 7, 2007
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A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.
by jgibso October 1, 2006
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I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.
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Having missed to send the invite to me, Raj, being such a sorry sobber was in his most apologetic mood during lunch.
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