snorkel

Oral sex act whereby the recipient's balls are licked or sucked while his penis is being vigorously rubbed by hand

She gives a good snorkel

by RockMink November 9, 2004

snores

When you're up for something.

Fatimah: Do you guys wanna go Nando's?

Everyone else: Yeah, we're all snores!!!

by CostaRica3.0 January 13, 2019

Black Snorkel

The act of tucking your dick back between your legs in such a way that when a girl fellates you, she's actually kneeling behind you with a face full of your ass.

Hunter's mustache made that black snorkel way too ticklish

by Seanster Monster December 16, 2007

Bethlehem snorkel

When a friend is asleep, and snoring loudly with their mouth open, proceed to tea bag them...causing them to choke themselves awake on your balls. This presents itself as a holy occasion, hence the "Bethlehem" in the name, after the birthplace of Jesus.

Jimmy gave Kevin the Bethlehem snorkel last night 'cause Kevin wouldn't stop snoring.

Nick has the taste of balls in his mouth after receiving the Bethlehem snorkel the night before.

by katienedsfilthyfilms August 1, 2010

Seattle Snorkeler

When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.

My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.

by Shortstak6 November 11, 2012

snorked

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 9, 2005

snorsterbation

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.

The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking

by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007