Snookied

When a guy punches a woman in the face.

Derived from a woman nicknamed Snookie from MTV's reality show Jersey Shore that was punched in the face by a drunk guy in a bar.

"Yo Bro! Someone a-hole snookied my girl last night at The Brown Starfish Bar & Grill. He better hope he never gets out of the penn."

by Gtasahomo January 1, 2010

Snooki

A male or female that's unattractive, vulgar, attention-seeking, undeserving of praise and admiration and generally unlikeable.

"She's such a Snooki! I hate her!"

by Ch3lle September 9, 2010

Snookied

When a girl is punched in the face by a guy

Man! That girl got snookied!!

by Dave face December 23, 2009

Snooki

Dirty pussy from any person giving u any disease or diseases

person1: Damn son i got some snooki last night now my dick is about to fall off

Person2: that snooki can kill u better get it checked out

by jackmann June 19, 2010

Snookie

An anal sex move involving a pale white dwarf that speaks in broken english and has melanoma from over tanning. Pickle penetration is the most common form.

Brother, I just snookied your sister. she took a whole jar of pickles in her ass.

by Pickle Pumper March 8, 2011

snooki

to get knocked out, punched, knock someone else out, or to be insanely drunk

man you were soooo snooki last night, you got kicked out of the bar!

by rlbmut. June 21, 2010

Snooki

A large, steaming, wet pile of orange dog shit.

Oh my god whats that smell? Did you step a Snooki?!

Hey! Don't track that Snooki all through the house!

Looks like the dog just took a nice Snooki.

by MHhockey12345 January 11, 2012