sneak-a-beat

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.

I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.

sneak-a-beat by jimmy haynes March 1, 2009

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diamond back sneak attack

Making a Diamond shape with your hands in the doggie style position and then inserting your thumbs in your girls butt while having sex.

I gave her the diamond back sneak attack and and I held on as long as I could.

diamond back sneak attack by Pacovalaco September 14, 2013

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Sneak out

When adolescents who are grounded or banned from a party bounce. Usually a highly planned event. People will also sneak out for fun if they're grounded or not. Many sneak out to meet friends and party, but make sure they don't drink/do drugs or they wont be able to get back in. Even more people sneak out to meet boyfriends/girlfriends and make out or romp. If your rents find out you screwed.

1.Me and Lisa went out to a big party. Oh yeah, we had to sneak out.

2. Me and Jeff sneaked out and fucked until sunrise, then I climbed back into my window.

Sneak out by yourfaceonsomanylevels July 16, 2009

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Minnesota Sneak

A sexual act in which a man wants to break up with a woman, has sex with her one last time, takes a shit in her shoe while she is sleeping and then leaves out the bathroom window. (you HAVE to leave out the bathroom window. If said bathroom doesn't have a window, make one.)

John, "Man I totally broke up with Stephanie last night."

Jim, "What happend?"

John, "I pulled the Minnesota Sneak on her."

Jim, "But Stephanie doesnt have a window in her bathroom."

John, "She does now."

Minnesota Sneak by o0oFENIXo0o April 27, 2009