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The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence
Can't we just call Thanos's genocide The Snappening?
by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019
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The Snapping Turtle

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Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009
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Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.
by T3chie July 10, 2018
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Holding off on Snapchatting someone (perhaps to lower your best friend status) until the urge has magnified which results in an onslaught of unsaid banter in the form of pics and vids.
Girl 1: I haven't Snapchatted Austin in so long for fear his girlfriend was gonna see me
on his best friends list!

Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.
by That Dude from the Tent October 14, 2013
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shaft snapper

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When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.
Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.

Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.
by MattyK717 January 7, 2016
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procrasti-snapping

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A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.
Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.
by D. Detective January 10, 2017
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Gak Snapple and Pop

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The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.
When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017
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