Smutshot

Various smut stories in which characters get very sexual.

Guy 1: “Dude! I was just reading these smutshots on Wattpad and it went from fucking in the casino to fucking in the bathroom!
Guy 2: “That’s how smutshots work”

by C4ndyyh3artts April 24, 2023

suitsing

The act of watching shows, being horny and yapping with your significant other - either in person or virtually at the same time

“I can’t wait for suitsing later tonight”

“Suitsing at 12?”

by fedexxx April 23, 2024

patent suits

Patent suits have become very common in recent years as technology companies try to "borrow",or use,or perhaps even steal each other's ideas.

It looked as patent suits in both company

by Ksenia Solyanik November 16, 2016

Watching Suits

Engaging in sexual intercourse

Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"

by Beesechurgur February 16, 2021

coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017