Cheesy Smoosh

A cheesy Quesadilla.

I would like a Cheesy Smoosh please.

by Gruntpile June 1, 2018

Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Smoosh

An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.

The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.

by KarithianColes March 5, 2022

Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.

I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!

by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020

Smooshed

Looking like a damn fool In the face

When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl

by Meeks love April 13, 2019

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.

You are a Smoosh

by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023