Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.

Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache

by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018

smodor

adj. the odor that smokers carry

Mr. Mizzler has a strong smodor when he leaves the dorm room.

by phil clark <KapitolP> January 29, 2004

smocused

Adjective.

A portmanteau of the words "smart" and "focused."

JDF has an incredible reading retention rate. She can remember everything she sees in the textbooks in one go because she is smocused.

by tickledhamster May 20, 2011

Smofog

The word you use when you can’t determine whether or not in the air is fog or smog.
E.g. The air in Hong Kong, could be considered smog or fog, so just use smofog.
Used in cases when you cannot tell if smog or fog.

“Wow, the smofog is really visible today.”
“I can’t tell if that’s smog or fog, so its smofog.”

by Living Dreadful January 6, 2018

smoccy milk

The smocciest of milks, available only to those who have reached enlightenment and inted themselves to heights unreachable by those unsmocced

Bro 1: Hey bro got any smoccy milk?
Bro 2: Achieve it yourself man!
Bro 1: you know what, you're right

by Purefect April 4, 2022