Skittens

Half Skunk half Kitten, also it's a unknown STD that is going rampent on my ship.

Oh my God, i got skittens from the new girl.

by skittenbreath March 6, 2009

Shitten

A shit the size of a kitten.

"Dude, why is your asshole bleeding?"
"Oh, I had a shitten this morning."
"Right."

by Sir Bobbio Vicenzeria October 7, 2008

Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008

Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005

Smittenship

- Act of being smitten by the other party in a relationship

Joe was in this smittenship that will not last.

by DeMarco Gonzalas November 2, 2010

smittener

A person who gets people to fall in love with them, or become smitten with them. This can either be intentional or accidental.

-"I really like Samantha. I like her a lot."
-"Well of course you do. Look at her. She's totally a smittener."

by IFearChuckNorris February 27, 2014

Shitten

A slang contraction name for shetland kitten

A: Aww what a big cute shitten
B: He's more like a little shat

by puppy_wrath December 23, 2018