Smeg hat

A small condom like device which is placed on the end of your bell to avoid smeg removal when you have a shower. This is done for a variety of reasons but mostly to pull the "smeg fridge" prank.

Shit! I forgot to wear my smeg hat and now my dick is all clean.

by Analex127 September 19, 2009

Smeg for Brains

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.

"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg peg

An unwashed penis.

'Dude I havn't washed in a week, Check out my smeg peg'

by \/\/3z September 28, 2008

smeg sandwhich

smeg collected in a container and spread on bread and eaten by the producer

ohh yeah give me a smeg sandwhich daddy

by paki_boy_123 November 22, 2017

Bacon and Smegs

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

by Imbatman July 5, 2012

smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

by Kevin February 17, 2003