Smeg 

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)

hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg

Smeg by shady dude March 21, 2022

Smeg 

My sister lucy

You see my sister, she’s a smeg

Smeg by annonymoue June 1, 2022

Smeg 

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".

"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"

Smeg by rjtl77 July 8, 2023

smeg 

Something or someone who is disgusting or just smeggy

That guy over there is smeg. He got shit on his pants "Whats that smeg coming out of my dick" Whats that smegg on your face ?

smeg by lil smeggheadddd January 16, 2024

Smeg 

Smeg, meaning to goon, goon meaning to ejaculate. Smeg to aztec goon.

Wassup guys! I'm smegging

Smeg by NIGGERLICKERANDEATER January 28, 2025

smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

smeg head by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg Muncher

The, some say pleasurable act, of chewing another's curdled dick cheese, otherwise known as smeg.

You're nothing but a fucking smeg muncher.

Travis, this chick was real kinky man. I hadn't showered in days and when blowing me, I found out she was a smeg muncher. She even pulled out slices of toast.

Smeg Muncher by isthatmyartichoke June 3, 2009