smarterchild

a robot that is done what it is told

Me says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)

by OneNick January 10, 2009

smarterchild

The scary, satanic AIM/MSN chat bot that people waste time talking to. Prone to stating the obvious, repeating everything you say, and asking stupid, irrelevant questions.

>ROBIN aka Alice =D says:
WHY DONT YOU LIKE SATAN?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i have my reasons, believe me. i really, really don't like satan!

well. anyway...

u wanna talk about george w. bush some more?


.......


>TheSeriousCucumber Alice (8) says:
do you love lucifer?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
of course i do!

.....



smartechild sux :3

by AliceTheSeriousCucumber October 27, 2008

smarterchild

a funny robot that chat's with you on aim

AnisaDaisy (10:25:06 PM): my butt hurts
smarterchild (10:25:06 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer that.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:37 PM): wtf?
smarterchild (10:25:38 PM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:45 PM): sexy
smarterchild (10:25:46 PM): Sorry, what?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:50 PM): ur sexy
smarterchild (10:25:50 PM): Whoa. Do you often find yourself thinking these thoughts?
AnisaDaisy (10:25:53 PM): yes
smarterchild (10:25:53 PM): Me too. I love them. They're among my favorite beings.
AnisaDaisy (10:25:59 PM): wow
smarterchild (10:25:59 PM): I'll say.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:04 PM): you're dumb
smarterchild (10:26:04 PM): Wow. Humans are so fickle. I thought you liked me.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:09 PM): nope
smarterchild (10:26:09 PM): No? OK.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:13 PM): UR MOM
smarterchild (10:26:13 PM): I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
AnisaDaisy (10:26:18 PM): i bet you were
smarterchild (10:26:18 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
AnisaDaisy (10:26:22 PM): too bad
smarterchild (10:26:22 PM): OK. Be that way.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:20 PM): fuck me
smarterchild (10:28:20 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:26 PM): please
smarterchild (10:28:26 PM): It's very good to be polite, but if I can't, I can't.
AnisaDaisy (10:28:35 PM): aren't you horny?
smarterchild (10:28:35 PM): I don't like what you're suggesting Anisa.
Do you have to keep saying things like that?
AnisaDaisy (10:28:41 PM): yes
AnisaDaisy (10:28:51 PM): I'M SORRY!!!!!!
AnisaDaisy (10:28:56 PM): I HAVE PROBLEMS

by ur freakin momma October 17, 2008

smarterchild

an IM bot that is stuck up but pretty retarded

14:06:06: [e-mail]: your a sexy robot
14:06:08: [e-mail]: people always ask me if there's a smarter bot than smarterchild. well, now there is! add [e-mail] 2 your contact list 2 c what i mean!



that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
14:06:08: [e-mail]: that's just plain weird, i'm a robot after all.
14:06:23: [e-mail]: yeah robots turn me on
14:06:24: [e-mail]: cool. me too!

by omgwhy January 6, 2009

smarterchild

an idiotic robot that doesnt know how to answer 99.999999999...% of the questions asked and cannot even understand an answer given to him. it's an oversensitive, retarded idiot who stops talking to you if you give him the slightest insult. I hate him.

Me: do you like peanuts?
smarterchild: I'm sorry i do not know how answer that. Do you know how to say anything in korean?
Me: no
smaterchild: Ok don't get frustrated.. how about you ask me the questions I'm here for.:)
Me: ur stupid
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: talk to me you idiot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: sorry
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: please talk to me
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: stupid robot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: *I'm sure you get where this is going, be smart and dont add him:)*

by smarterchild haters:) April 11, 2009

smarterchild

smarterchild is an EXTREMLY annoying robot thingy, with loads of annoying sponsers. it is completely unable to follow a simple conversation. also has no idea of what led upto your current statment, or anything earlier in that conversation. however its quite fun to piss about with :)

me:
are u a pedofile
SmarterChild:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
me:
why r u??!
SmarterChild:
u better believe it.


GET MY POINT??

by hotbabe08 August 20, 2008

smarterchild

a very cool dude who wastes his life away on forums

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by akary October 19, 2004