Smackalicious

A perfect mix between smackable and delicious
(BABY I LOVE UUUUUU. i need ur lips. Is that creepy. Yah. K.)

My boyfriend is so Smexalicious. Im so blessed. I don’t deserve my smackalicious boyfriend.

by jayaaaaaaaa May 31, 2018

shankable

Shankable is when someone’s face looks like they’re just begging for a shank. Never feel guilty about shanking someone who looks shankable.

Me: ‘Wow look at Jojo!!!!! Her face is looking shankable today!!!!’

You: ‘ Sister U right!’

Jojo: ‘Hunni who do u-‘
Me: *Shanks face*

by Karissypoo February 26, 2019

Smashable

A girl who is definitely someone who could, would, or should be smashed. Characterized by their ability to make sandwiches and give head...at the same time.

Dude, she is smashable, tell her to make you a sandwich then smash.

by Jow Chang October 20, 2010

Smashable

A woman (or man) that, if you were to undergo sexual intercourse with, you'd perform unusual, hardcore porn like moves in attempt to have a painful yet pleasureful sex, causing him/her to limp for 2 weeks after.

Josh: What do you think of that girl buying a flirtini?
Nortn: Oh that blond one? She's definatly smashable.

by Boz Gunn December 24, 2007

snackable

Not really hungry, but hungry enough for a light bite to eat.

I'm not really hungry enough for a whole meal, but I am definitely feeling snackable.

by chromo.man July 29, 2016

Smokable Jesus

Another name for marijuana. Aka: Pot, ganja, weed, etc.

Stoner #1: Dude, did you get some of that smokable Jesus?

Stoner #2: Yeah, dude! Let's get fucking ripped off our asses!

by Jebus of America April 13, 2009

the smokable forest

Another name for Kingwood, Texas. A place where there is an ass load of drugs and stupid ignorant religious retards with absolutely nothing to do except gameforce or mountasia which is like 3 million miles away.

Dude, there's nothing to fucking do in Kingwood, the smokable forest. Let's go smoke some weed.

by Kingwoodsux October 13, 2005