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small mouth syndrome

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.
Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.
by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013
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Small dog crazy

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.
by Wordiculous June 30, 2022
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small breasts

(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.

It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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Small Penis Truck

A small penis truck,is usually but not limited to having a huge lift kit, bright or exotic colors, chrome rims, and is always clean. Not to be mistaken with a off roading jeep or the like. It is always driven by a man who has to compensate for his dick size, by driving a truck that is bigger than what most men have.
Kid: Why does Bob our next door neighbor have a pick up truck that has a 5 foot lift kit, a bright yellow paint job, and chromed rims?
Kid's mom: Becuase his dick is the size of a shrimp and he has to compensate by driving a SPT or small penis truck.
Kid: How do you know he has a small dick?
Mom: ....
by baratikash August 21, 2011
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small picture cute

When a person uses a small picture on a social network or other website. It is used to hide the fact that they are truly hideous.
Robert: Hey Tom, how was the date you had last night with that new chick you met on Facebook?

Tom: Man, that bitch turned out to be fugly. She is small picture cute, but turned out to be disgusting in person!
by ismokedope May 21, 2011
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small peepee

if your winky looks like a shrivelled raisin
by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018
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Small Lake City

Salt Lake City, Utah. When everyone knows everyone through someone else. Happens a lot in the hipster scene and the gay scene. You think you meet someone cool and new and they are friends with your ex or have dated your ex. Or they went to high school with someone you know.
Girl 1: "I met a cute guy today."
Girl 2: "You did? What's his name?"
Girl 1: "John Smith."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I went to high school with him and he dated that girl Jen for awhile, and also we met him at that party at Braxton's house like a year ago, remember?"
Girl 1: "Damn, Small Lake City."
by wampeer July 16, 2011
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