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Cris Sloan

Awesomely 1337 guy who owns j00 @ everything.
Look michelle! There's Cris! He is soooo hot. Let's go fuck him!
by The sexy 1337|\|322 March 16, 2004
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alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars
alyssa sloan ate all our food
by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018
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Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.
Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.
by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019
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Leif Sloan

A man who does calisthenics. He has a legendary bloodline. His grandfather was an infamous climber who would climb the holy lands of your mother’s pussy. His father created National Geographic and is a skilled archeologist. His brother Oliver packs a huge 1000$ telescope for which he shows off to his girlfriend Jacqueline. Leif went to a tennis camp in Wake Forest North Carolina where he learned how to jerk off to the tennis balls. He thinks he is the main character, but that role is reserved for James Chen. Whenever Leif fucks a girl he says he will give her the one piece. Leif’s penis curves like an L. You may think that is a problem, but whenever he gets a boner, his penis becomes so long that it doesn’t even matter because he will rail you sideways.
Omg this guy’s penis was so weirdly shaped but so long. He kept telling me that the one piece was real and that he would give it to him. What even is a one piece? Sounds like you have a Leif Sloan.
by Brxsr February 2, 2023
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Nigel Sloan

Known for his gleaming armani belt.
Karl Airey
Mister Iry
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Iry
Teaches at Upper Wharfedale School and once knocked Mister Airey (Iry) to the ground (concrete), however Mister Iry (Airey got his revenge by repeatedly slamming the door on Nigel Sloan's head.
by Karl Airey November 12, 2004
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Doctor Sloan

Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.
Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."

Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"

Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"

Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"

Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
by Ivor Alias May 10, 2009
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Mya Sloan

Childlike creature that has an addictive personality to onething or another. Once with a mate, this creature will sink its teeth in until you have nothing left AKA Sucubus. All those that come across this creature BEWARE. You will be sucked into the dark Abiss.
Dude you so been Mya Sloaned
by Off Jerk April 28, 2011
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