Gut-skirt

The effeminate , fat apron often seen dangling from the mid-section of a shapeless man.

Lift your gut-skirt and pull up your panties, girlie-man!

by The Embellisher April 29, 2015

job skirt

A skirt with a front fly paired with a button or snap, belt loops, and front or back pockets, resembling a typical pair of pants.

Named as such because they are frequently worn to work by women working in positions held mostly by women, as opposed to other types of skirts that are worn in occupations held by a lot of men.

Most jean skirts are job skirts.

She just loves to wear job skirts.

by Bed time March 22, 2010

mini skirt

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid

MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
MAN: Sure thing!

by GrenadeJumper September 7, 2008

greyhound skirt

a very short skirt - so called because it's an inch from the hair(hare)

by Fryster August 12, 2003

duck Skirt

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.

A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.

by MetalGuru February 13, 2007

skirt chaser

A male who feels compelled to pursue and/or ogle all females.

Sarah couldn't seem to escape Kenny's gaze, and she thought of him as a skirt chaser.

by Skylark January 26, 2004

blouse and skirt

A Jamaican phrase said to show frustration.

"A you cook food? Blouse and skirt, it bad ino!!!"

"A we di blouse and skirt yah du in yaso?"

"You ear display sang ya. Blouse and skirt, dis sang a bad man choon!"

by Blouse and skirt September 5, 2016