Slavery simulator is a simulation of owning a slave in the “good days”
Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death
Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
Get the slavery simulatormug. A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
Get the simulated blumpkinmug. Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019
Get the simul poopmug. by CompChem311 April 25, 2010
Get the Simulated annealingmug. by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020
Get the russian simulatormug. A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.
Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.
by Philosoraptor1969 October 14, 2021
Get the Flirt Simulatormug. Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.
by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018
Get the Smoking simulatormug.