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The sampler

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.
Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”
by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010
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Shoutouts to simpleflips

This phrase is usually used to annoy super mario 64 speedrunner called simpleflips.
The word shoutout lost it's meaning after becoming meme
Weird sm64 romhack: *says shoutouts to simpleflips*
Simpleflips: "lol"
by Davri April 10, 2018
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Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.
Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018
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simple bitch syndrome

1. When a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.

2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.
Guy 1. You should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! You need to do something with your life!

Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!

Guy 1. O_o oh my.

Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.
by Real313 November 20, 2013
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Simple Simon

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021
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8 simple rules

A kick-ass T.V. show starring, John Ritter, Katey Segal, Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidson and Martin Spanjers.
Sit-Com based on two teenage girls growing up and obiding by the "8 Simple Rules"!

On the later series' John Ritter was replaced by David Spade and James Garner after his tragic death.
The show still continued with great success.
Bridget(sings): who's the girl with the shiny hair? Bridget, Bridget, who's the girl with the shiny hair, Bridget Hennessy!

Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, do this till your hair smells nice, lather rinse repeeeeeeaaaaaat!!!

8 Simple Rules is a great show!
by Amy September 10, 2008
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semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.
Sally is such a semen sampler.
by JTAD July 25, 2007
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