simon Cowell

a mean british man

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪

by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

Simon Snow

Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.

Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.

Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."

Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.

"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."

Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.

by Friendly neighborhood cat July 7, 2021

Simon Kalivoda

The best character in fear street, who didnt deserve to die.

"hey whos your favorite character in fear street?"

"Simon Kalivoda."

by Kei<33 July 21, 2021

simons gf

Simons gf is sweet, kind, brave, and most importantly super hot.

ME: You know Scarlet is Simons gf
Them:Totally shes smoking hot!!

by r4ybandz January 21, 2022

scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women

I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table

by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008

gail simone

To participate in lewd sexual conduct with toast. Usually dry (without spread).

Person: that person is buying a lot of bread.
Me: they're probably doing a gail simone.

by B0bby_Brown August 31, 2017

Simon Curtis

A cute, sexy male, with amazing vocals. Simon Curtis is a phenomenal singer, his voice can hit extremely high notes without a doubt...he is sadly gay...but every Fangirl loves him all the same.

Man, Simon Curtis is so adorable!! His music is fantastic!!

by SoccerBeast230 December 30, 2015