shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

Shrimpachiever

A shrimpachiever is someone who is very short, but overachieves in their respective profession to certain point. Russell Wilson of the Seattle Seahawks is a prime example of this. He is seemingly an effective quarterback, but then you realize he can't see over his offensive line and his success is predicated on if he can make an improbable, 360 degree spin out of a defender's grasp followed by a crazy, off balanced throw down field. He can only get you so far. He's a shrimpachiever. Other shrimpachievers include Boston Celtics Isiah Thomas, Game of Thrones star Kit Harrington, former Washington Husky Nate Robinson and CeeLo Green.

"You see the game yesterday?"
"Yeah, Russ looked overmatched again, I could literally see his eyes welling up in the 3rd quarter...what a shrimpachiever."

by Bloke G May 19, 2017

shrimpaholic

You are SOO addicted to eating shrimp that it became your life

1:Eyo did you see Zach choi's eating 100 shrimp video?
2:he must be a shrimpaholic

by Namjoonismybias December 7, 2019

Shrimpalicious

Food: a serving of specifically just shrimps and when u finished the meal it was absolutely Shrimpalicious

Social: a friend who is not particularly attractive and is rather repulsive but is the closest of your friends and actually better then any of your other friends. Gives great advice and make you laugh and smile more then anyone.

"Last week me and Lev went to this restaurant with the best shrimps! They were absolutely Shrimpalicious"

"This is my best friend Julijen. He is Shrimpalicious"

by Guyshrimp May 24, 2020

Shlumpa

Sleep

I'm about to go shlumpa

by Dortyy June 24, 2020

Shrumping Gimp

A penis that’s been effected by the cold.

Wow! look at that Shrumping Gimp, it’s so tiny now!

by I’mThatChick January 24, 2021