rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.

"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"

by What? Where? April 17, 2023

Friday Night sampler

Pizza, subs, buffalo wings and served with cola or beer.

I would like a Friday Night sampler and a 2 liter of coke!

by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019

Shrumplerdump

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008

Ducati Scrambler

When a girl has a t-shirt on with a motorcycle picture and you grab her tits and shake them like scrambling eggs

Kelly was wearing this cool vintage motorcycle T-shirt so I went ahead and gave her the old Ducati Scrambler.

by Speedsix July 14, 2018

Shrimple

A Norfolk term for the skin on custard

"no custard for me, its covered in shrimple"

by Pete_Fish February 17, 2010

Seattle Sampler

When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.

So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?

by the "R" February 19, 2010

sack sampler

One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.

Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.

by Not Slim May 15, 2003