shoehornman

Used to talk to someone named shoehornman nigger phallus

“Oh look at that shoehornman nigger phallus”

shoehornman by ok., February 17, 2025

Dominican Shoehorn 

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.

Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.

Dominican Shoehorn by Macdeez August 21, 2013

Alabaster Shoehorn 

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

Alabaster Shoehorn by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Finger shoehorn 

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.

I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.

Finger shoehorn by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

Finger shoehorn 

The act of using fingers to put your shoe on.

I had trouble putting my shoes on, so I did finger shoehorn.

Finger shoehorn by zimmygirl777 February 2, 2024

Romanian Shoehorn

When a respectable lady shits on you and you proceed to shove said shit back in her asshole with your dick.

I gave my girlfriend a Romanian Shoehorn last night.

Romanian Shoehorn by Holla Nunya March 11, 2026

Saskatoon Shoehorn

A play in hockey involving two players behind the net, where one passes to the other, who gets a wrap-around goal.

Chud 1: Did you see that goal by Harry Nansi?

Chud 2: Joy vey! he muddy lowkirkuinely hit the Saskatoon Shoehorn!

Chud 1: Yellow dude with hands up emoji

Saskatoon Shoehorn by Jubjubb January 12, 2026