shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.

My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.

by sweetie2u July 13, 2011

burning the shitters

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.

That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.

by dan September 3, 2004

Shiteous

To be so ugly you're considered shiteous. Hideous and shit combined to make an ultimate ugly.

"Oh my gawd, Jo looks so shiteous with that make up."

by Neaty May 5, 2007

Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP

Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

by RobB December 1, 2002

shitteo games

video games played on the toilet, whilst taking (or immediately following) a crap. usually with popular handheld video game consoles. i.g. game boy advance. popular for hard-core gamers and the intestinally challenged alike.

"i've gotta take a dump. when i get home, i'm gonna play some shitteo games."

by Sandigo September 26, 2005

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.

That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012