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shitstorm

a condition in which everyone involved, despite countermeasures gets covered in shit. a series of bad events happening all at once or within minutes of each other
It took about five minutes of the rodney king video and los angles was hit by a shitstorm
by harmon June 11, 2006
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shitstorm

Many, alot, infinite, inmeasurable, abounding, bountiful, copious, countless, numberless, numerous, plentiful, several, sundry, teeming. Usually used when refering to objects, or people. This means that there is a large or immeasurable quantity of a said object or people, such as enemy combatants.
1: "How many reds out there?"
2: "There's a shitstorm of them"
by Kevin Castro January 6, 2009
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shitstorming

The act of cultivating ideas while relieving ones bowels.
The truth is that Sir Isaac Newton was struck with the concept of gravity whilst comfortably shitstorming within the confines of his home.
by Mortimer Maritimer November 27, 2013
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shitstorm

When pressure is building up from all the shit contained in your ass that a storm is about to be unleashed. Possibly explosive diarrhea.
Young boy -"Hay el venir del shitstorm."
Sarah Connor -"What did he say?"
Old man -"He says there is a shitstorm coming."

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Strap on your seatbelt and get your goggles on. I can feel there's a shitstorm coming...
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Shitstory

Alternative name for "History."

Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.

Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.

A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.

Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.
Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history."

Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"
by Ms. Lacuna August 5, 2009
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shitshop

ass, booty, the place where feces is produced.
Look at the shit shop on that ho!
by jdogg September 9, 2003
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Shittop

Its when your laptop runs like shit
¨bro, my laptop is being a shittop, I can´t play Fortnite today, sorry.¨
by Elluck February 22, 2019
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