Shitscrewed

Another word for extremely screwed

Bryan: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that last night"

Josh: "Man I know, I'm so shitscrewed"

by Brycer August 15, 2010

Shitcademy

The O2 Academy in Glasgow, Scotland. So called because it's a complete dump of a venue.

That gig I'm going to got "upgraded" to the Shitcademy from the ABC. Gutted.

by Doctor F. March 22, 2011

Shitcake

That crap your mom makes.
A cake that tastes like shit.

"MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"

"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"

"What a load of shitcake!"

"Anybody for Shitcake?"

by Sopdiedop January 12, 2008

shitcakes

its pretty self explantory, and also a grand alternative for some other cruel words.. and feel free to add in your own versions.. pinapplecakes, crabcakes, bullcakes, asiancakes.. be creative!!

omg the french test was today?!?!?!??! fuck!!

now now.. dont be like that!

sorry.. SHITCAKES!!

by karanna January 19, 2008

shitcleanerupper

An brave individual with the stomach to clean up after someone elses fesces.

A person who is forclosed upon by Countrywide craps all over the house and the "shitcleanerupper" cleans it up.

by Matilda1 January 20, 2009

Utah shitsicle

You are supposed to take a shit in a condom, then cum all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. When it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners asshole. Let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it push the top of the condom down into their ass, causing the shitsicle to slide into their asshole.

"Dude the other night I gave Felicia a damn good Utah shitsicle!!"

by Gnarcat February 8, 2010

Shitecule

1. The aromatic, organic particle emitted en mass from flatulence and/or waste receptacles that causes a revulsive reaction from the human occupants of a room.

2. When someone or something shits themselves and interrupts the current merrymaking (usually resulting in five minutes of uproarious humor or several minutes of uncomfortable shifting about).

Ex. Uh?...EWW! Dude, Wazzat YOU! OH My GOD!
What the F**k did you eat?!? You could choke a heyena. I think I got a shitecule in my eye!

Ex. Uh, well, uh...Yes, well...Is, is there, well uh...

by Rokgoblin March 10, 2009