shithouse mouse

I guess my computer has decided to stop having a "turn off" option. Well, shithouse mouse, I'll just have to let the battery run down.
by TFill January 06, 2012
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shithouse phantom

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
by Mighty B October 27, 2006
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Shithouse Trick

A dirty, despicable, low-down, cunning and deceitful stunt to pull on someone or something
What a shithouse trick the Japs pulled on the 7th December when bombing Pearl Harbour!
by badzilla April 20, 2011
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Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
by funnycunt September 11, 2008
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shithouse special

a smoking pipe made from an empty toilet paper roll with a dime sized hole in the top and a small piece of aluminum foil used for a screen.
I lost my bowl, so i had to go macgyver, and craft up a shithouse special!
by rychell February 22, 2008
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shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.
My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.
by sweetie2u July 13, 2011
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Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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