shitface

Someones face who you can't bare to look at. Reminding you of shit.

"Have seen Miley Cyrus' new music video?"
"Please, like I spend my time watching shitfaces like that."

by agentmob007 November 5, 2009

shitfacecockmaster

someone who has shit on their face and is a master of cocks

Jonny your a shitfacecockmaster you know that?

by Andy Perry February 16, 2004

Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.

Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-

by JiggzAT March 17, 2010

shitface

A name for some people who resemble shit.

Mom: "Did you have a good time at shitface's house, Jimmy Jr.?"
Son: "Fuck yes mother!"

by Chigga whit sungrasses June 25, 2003

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

shitalker

noun- person who talks shit, usually to impress anybody unfortunate enough to be listening

When you tell me how awesome you are, I know you're a shitalker

by Shitalker July 25, 2008

shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.

I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.

by weyus August 5, 2010