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(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"
1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"
by Ali August 29, 2004
mugGet the (K) Nob Shinermug.

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.
She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.
by Dale Reinhardt June 12, 2007
mugGet the San Francisco Shinermug.

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.
"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"
by AnthonyBSmith June 26, 2007
mugGet the San Francisco Shinermug.

Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.
"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
mugGet the Irish Shinermug.

Shoe shiner

He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.

She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
by BeStill December 4, 2019
mugGet the Shoe shinermug.

young shiner

them: hey mally? what's a young shiner

mally: Ciara. A Ciara is the perfect definition of young shiner
by iloveciaras April 4, 2022
mugGet the young shinermug.

choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.
tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique
by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009
mugGet the choad shinermug.

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