Shilling is taking ones private parts and violently abusing them with whatever body part you feel fit.
by BigDaddyShnitzelMan(BDSM) July 25, 2021
Get the SHILLINGmug. “Bwai I eat wah buff $10 Chicken with steak sauce and I still hungry”
“Bredda you da wah big shilling”
“Bredda you da wah big shilling”
by Yo Pa01 July 8, 2020
Get the Big Shillingmug. Noun.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
by Tony du Angletere March 13, 2022
Get the King's Shillingmug. Hym "Hey have you ever seen Jordan shill for mens rights? No! I can literally say that I haven't seen that EVER... Not a single time... and that's God's honestly truth. But wait... Then why is he heralded as the King of the incels? And I don't appreciate the insinuation that I wouldn't call your daughter a slut to you face insulting. And you act like I don't have people covertly calling me names 24/7. Shit, I'd call her a slut to the back of her head... bent over an arm rest... But that's neither here nor there. I'm no coward but if I acted that way I'd be in some kind of retard group home. In which case you would be totally justified in bringing women to come suck my dick."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Shillmug. Refers to rigged real-estate bidding on a rickety dump of a dwelling... an elevated location --- and a nearby H2O source --- is optional.
If Shack and Shill went up da hill to fetch a pail of water, did they pay a "sky-high" price for said clear fluid, and use "liquid assets" to purchase it???
by QuacksO July 14, 2021
Get the shack and shillmug. Jew?
Hym "That's it! Shill Gates, Kikerbeard, REE-Lon... The US government is allowing the jews to steal under threat of God punishment because they're retarded! THAT'S the racket! Shill Gates? NOT the inventor of the world's most popular operating software. Stole it from some other guy. The US government let him do it. Kikerbeard? STOLE Facebook from that other guy. REE-lon? Mentally retarded. Allowed to steal by the government. It looks like the entire purpose of the US government is to steal from everyone else and give the ill-gotten gains to the Jews! But don't you question it cus God'll getcha! They need to be ALLOWED to lie and steal cus if they AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO IT... You'll murder them all for living and stealing! AGAIN! Oh gosh-golly why does everybody hate us? I just don't get! We're doing what God told us to do to people who aren't Jews... But God is GOOD! God said I could do it so if should be fine I'm I just don't get it, OOOOOO Ghefoigal! Not like doing what God says turns you into a delusional solipsistic freak or anything..."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2025
Get the Shill Gatesmug. by yomamainsidedeeznuts June 2, 2021
Get the Avengers Shillmug.