The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.
I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.
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Get the The Shepard mug.A tyrant, the tyranny of evil humans, not just evil men/males. A shepard might seem to be a good natured humanitarian on the surface, doing charitable things for people, integrating people of all walks of life, feeding the hungry, and so on, but the shepard will always think of himself as more powerful and closer to god than the sheep, which is why the shepard thinks of himself/herself as leading the sheep/herd of people from behind, walking behind them with a cane (it's interesting how cane and the biblical name Cain sound the same, though they are spelled differently).
The girl thought of herself as the shepard, and of others as the sheep, looking to her for guidance and preaching, and never questionig her authority or what she actually practiced herself.
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