Shalom

Shalom

Shalom is the most beautiful girl in the world
She has the best smile and always put herself first

by Jadathebomb January 27, 2022

Shalom

shalom is crazy friend with a crazy personality. Everything about him is just unbelievably crazy. The only thing he talks about is anime and food.

Oh look! There's shalom the crazy bumbum!!!

by Typical.lillyx November 5, 2019

Shalom

Alep gemok

Hey! Shalom! How are you doing?

by Zerzerzew November 9, 2023

Shalom

A greeting o your very close friends

Shalom Shalom friend

by #notmyrealnamelol March 8, 2019

Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)

Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes

by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023

Shalome

The Girl name of Shalom. Probably lead 5 guys on just to leave them hanging.

Aye.....Shalome, Shawty!

by Diana Falls July 17, 2020

Shalom

She is a cool gal, with a Rockin 'tude. Not only is she the biggest widgee you'll ever meet, but she just has a radical personality in general. Wanting to befriend of date the coolest person ever? Then she's your gal.

"Shalom is really funny"

by ShomeoneZ November 21, 2021