Sgt Purvis

A overly agressive seargent who's often referred to as the enforcer by his peers. His superiors often dis-like his methods seeing them as too harsh, however he always gets the job done no matter the cost.

Damn dude your as aggressive as Sgt Purvis

by roughneck11b June 3, 2010

Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants

A Magic: The Gathering player who has a reputation for playing blue-red control decks containing large amounts of counter, draw, and burn spells. The use of the nickname is generally employed after a particularly frustrating number of consecutive wins, such as 3, with a spell that is both draw AND burn.

You...you...Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants you!

by Indrick December 20, 2008

Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

Sgt.

Common abbreviation for a Sergeant.

In the document, he was listed as Sgt. Peters.

by Timowski January 24, 2023

Super Bobby Sgt Gomez

A Columbian sex god, who steals your bitch

Super Bobby Sgt Gomez fucked my wife

by SarahBurns August 13, 2022

sgt

start growing twin

Mark: fml man i'm going nowhere
Chris: you got this bro sgt

by shittilyditmaster900 August 8, 2025

SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

by Dembk June 6, 2024