Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

by trev the terror June 9, 2019

sail the seven seas

To download software without obtaining a license through financial transaction.

It wasn't able to purchase that application in my region so I had to sail the seven seas.

by Lollinhard December 28, 2011

Sebastian Walker

Duplicity Harry's real name. He's been betraying all of us all this time...

"Wait what... Harry from Duplicity is actually called Sebastian Walker?"

"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."

by julez <3 April 12, 2021

weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

li'l sebastian

The single greatest specimen to ever walk gods green earth. If you've ever been near Li'l Sebastian he no doubt stole your very soul. Unless your name is Ben. Also known to be one of the only things to make a Ron Swanson giggle like a little school girl.

"Li'l Sebastian is here! No way!"

by PoeticWhisper October 17, 2015

Sebastian Bach

Ex-vocalist of Skid Row. Currently on tour as a solo act. Very attractive and the Skid Row sucks without him. Has two children, London and Paris and a tattoo on his forearm that says "Youth Gone Wild." Currently performs on Broadway

18 and Life
Slave to the Grind
I Remember You
Youth Gone Wild

by Blurgh May 3, 2005