The Devils Seesaw

The act of two men performing a 69 in a complimentary rhythmic sequence.

Sam and Mark totally nailed The Devils Seesaw in their cabin.

by Vice Keiser Blair December 1, 2022

What everyone seems to be

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by QwertyManWasTaken June 9, 2021

bloody sheets

When a couple consumates their marriage in some cultures, they display the "bloody sheets" to prove the girl's virginity prior to the marriage. Often girl's bring pig blood to the honeymoon bed if she's not a virgin or is afraid she won't bleed because she has torn her hymen through other means.

Sometimes used to indicate a girl was a virgin before having sex.

She proudly hung the bloody sheets outside the hotel window for her family and friends to see after she made love to her new husband for the first time.

Yeah, we finally hooked up last night and wound up with bloody sheets.

by BRD October 24, 2004

muddy sheets

The muddy sheets is an exotic and erotic sexual maneuver, involving a man, woman, and the man's best friend. You begin by fucking your lady friend in the ass via doggy style while under the sheets of your best friend's bed. She begins to get tired out when you donkey punch her hopefully initiating the washing machine. IF the first punch does not grant the desired effect, punch repeatedly. Mid seizure she will begin shitting all over the covers, in which case you GET OUT OF THERE. Make sure to yell as loudly as possible when running away, kind of like a dying goat. This will create the muddy sheets effect for your best friend when he comes home and finds a passed out chick in a shit covered bed. Bon apetite!

Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"

by Senoir Mud May 15, 2008

spin the sheets

To go to sleep.

"I guess I'm about ready to close my eyes and spin the sheets"

by vuck January 31, 2010

SEETEC

So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.

Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?

by OD Smith September 26, 2005

seetow

This phrase originated in Singapore, but has spread to most of East Asia and Australia.

1. An irresistably handsome young man.
2. A makeover that ultimately results in good looks.
3. A girl magnet.

After his new haircut yesterday, John looks like a seetow.

by alshearer October 27, 2008